Funny Urdu Sms Messages
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.
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Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
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Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.
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shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.
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sharab hai to mai-khane banay
husan hai to dewane banay
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banay
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Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.
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Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
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Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti
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Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai